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So I figures it's time to put some photos up of the blackwater berries. Since they're true identities cannot be known, they were all given stripper names. There's Misty, Punky Brewser, Paris, and Raggity Ann. Raggity Ann is the one in the foreground. If you look closely, you can tell that she's the skank of the bunch and as such, not much is expected from her. She's the one that will get the rest kicked out of the bar if they ever go and probably get pregnant first, which is good in this case, because pregnancy means berries. Sweet, delicious unaborted berries. Then again, she's the one who looks full of diseases, so like teen moms there is a trade off here.

Not much is expected for now, but I figure in a week or two it'll be worth it to take a few more snapshots.

No word on that strawberry stealing baby. I couldn't find any pressure-activated claymores at Wal-mart so instead there are rattles placed strategically over punji stick traps. It may be too soon to worry as there are no berries to steal, but you can never be too careful with babies. If there's something worth stealing/slobbering on/ruining, you're bound to have an infestation soon. Hopefully, the blackwater berry stripper codenames will act as a deterrent. Babies fear strippers because they cannot feed on them without getting a mouthful of silicone.

~ Grow Monkey